Nice Shoulders:
Philosophical Introduction and Case Study
There
are a lot of false conceptions about shoulders out there. In this
introductory publication, we explore the recognized qualities of nice
shoulders compiled by leading experts. Examples are given with one of
the nicest examples of shoulders identified in modern times.
Casual or formal, true shoulders mean
business.
True shoulders can be a bit awkward, but
are not afraid to to have fun.
Strictly for academic and research
purposes, we provide various perspectives and close ups of the shoulders.
One can't forget the classics, like this
stunning and rare shot of shoulders near a water fountain. If you look closely, you can
see an admirer in the background.
These
shoulders are so great, even the horse is amazed
"What is a
nice shoulder. Is it enough to just be muscle or does it exist as something beyond
this plane."
Some argue shoulders are best seen in
action. To fairly represent all shoulder opinions, we've included one of the finest
videos to date.
Pat J. and Sunny
Douglas
Here
we demonstrate great shoulders that surpass species barriers. Pat poses
with Sunny "Delight" Douglas. Their gross incandescence shines for the
generations to come.
"Modern
technology is still decades away from capturing the full glory of these
shoulders"
Imitator rides
on Pat's popularity to make news
They
say imitation is the greatest form of flattery. This imitation may
never live up to the original, but even this inferior copy is enough to
make news.
Nice
shoulders are not without cost. Here we witness Pat overwhelmed by the
fame and power his shoulders inevitably bring, as well as by the sheer
amazing-ness of his own shoulders.
"I ask not
for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders."
Locally grown grape is cheap and
very juicy
A special thanks to our
sponsor, the Armstrong Family. "A tradition of nice shoulders passed though generations of
the Armstrong family."